the rebound night...

I hate using the word "epic" but tonight was definitely epic. The reason why I posted this as the rebound night was because I've been out of the game for so long but recently unraveled a great night.
So it all started off with my buddy from boot camp, were in the same career field so we pretty much live in the same dorm. We went out to downtown to eat then hit the club. My dumbass leads us in the wrong direction but ended up finding hooters. We ate some deliciously greasy wings. We then proceeded to a club. Little did I know that it was actually a gay club. Before we even got into the club we were crossing the street. Then I see 6 beautiful girls walking our way, we struck up a conversation. So we told em after they asked us what we were doing tonight,we told em we were gonna hang out with them for the rest of the night. We ended up going to the club and danced a bit. I danced with almost all of em, then after about an hour of bull shitting on the dance floor they invited us back to their hotel room for a hotel party. I was all aboard. Oh and btw they were all in the navy.
Being the optimist that im totally am, I thought we were definetly gonna get laid. So we get into their suite and there I find a bunch of people. At this point I knew this shit wasn't gonna go anywhere. So me and my buddy bullshitted for like 20 minutes in there. The dude sailors that were there tried to start a little pissy fight with us because were air force....such a dumb excuse. So me and my buddy ended up leaving. Tried to go to the gay club to see if we could get lucky again but we struck out once we found out that we had to pay again even though we got stamped. So we decided to just call it a night.
It sounds like a lame night but it's kinda like one of those " you had to be there moments".

rustyyyyy

Today was the perfect case of the bitch butterflies, it was absolutely terrible, no excuses. Well actually i have one legit excuse, most of the girls looked under age but there was the occasional cute girl. The only girl that seemed the most attractive to me was the girl with a sleeve tattoo, did i approach, nope. Its hard not to regret it but it's best to move forward. I guess today was the first step of getting back into the game.
Tommorow is a new day, here's my game plan for tommorow (i should be using this plan everyday). Break through and machine gun through girls to get into the social mood. Hopefully reach god mode within the first hour of the night so i can enjoy the rest of my night. "don't dip your toe in the pool, just jump in to enjoy the rest of the swim". Im big on quotes and that's my favorite when im about to start gaming.
im heading to downtown then either a club or strip club, im excited and down for whatever, i just don't want to waste my weekend. That was a random last sentence, oh well lol.

inspiration through the roof

I've never been so inspired in my life, well I've probably have but this is the first time sober where I've been this inspired.so it's been multiple events in my life that have reawakening my inner awesomeness.first I needed a boost to get my player skills back up so I watched some simple pick up to regain that knowledge and mojo.then while I was in class today I learned an acronym that is mainly used in battle for my job but can be used in ANY situation,I blanked out on the acronym but I'll make a separate post on it some other day. Also today I had an instructor that was probably top 5 of the funniest guys I ever met, but at the same guy he was an absolute douche bag to us.anyways the instructor told us a quote that blew me away even with it's simplicity, `amateurs practice to get it right, professionals practice to perfect`. I love quotes and this is one that will stick with me for a while.

    On a fun, exciting, no more inspirational bs  note, going out this weekend.well hopefully if we don't get put on lockdown for other peoples dumb mistakes. I wanna make the most fun I can get without getting in trouble. I know my history involves allot of going out, get fucked up and expect great results but the tables have turned. It's now, stay sober and be a fucking awesome and expect great results. Worked before and it'll work again...

jawdropping...

Ive been getting pretty great news one after anothee. First i find out i get to go back to san diego for 2 weeks during christmas, then i find out a couple girls i know wanna have a 3 sum when i come back, then in February  when i go back to sd again im gonna make  a trip up to ucsb and like a rockstar lol. But the best news of all is that im gonna stationed in england come mid Feb.  Im beyond extactic.  It was first choice on my wishlist, so im beyond overwhelmed. Cant wait to find me a british girl!

a soldier first...

I've realized today, I won't be comfortable all the time like I use to be. I want all the comforts of home and want some more easy routes but I realized its just not that way anymore. Im a soldier first above every thing else. Im getting paid to step out of my comfort zone and face the elements of the unknown. I need to constantly keep my self in check, and tell myself that im a soldier first. A way I've been actually become a better soldier is eatting healthier. The pt here is alot tougher and it isn't doing me any good by eatting unhealthy crap. I gotta keep my eye on that beret.Integrity first, service before self and excellence in all we do.

discplined...

I notice when everyone is panicking or throwing out their idiotic comments/suggestions, im one of the few people that stay calm. I live by the 3 c's while im in my uniform, calm,cool and controlled. I like order and discipline, but if that is all lost and gone I can still keep my cool. It absolutely amazes me that some of these people are going into the same job as me. It upsets me that I'll be on the frontline with some of these people but it's something I just gotta learn to live with till they pull their crap together.
 My mission right now in life is to be the jack all traits. The things I wanna be able to juggle in life is totally reasonable and attainable. I wanna be the best I can be in my career, I wanna be able to learn Spanish, become a pro pickup artist, be able to play video games, and read a book every now and then. Every goal is do-able, nothing is impossible. But I don't wanna just be able to do some of these goals, I wanna become the jack of trades. The way to get better at stuff; 1)do it 2) do it again 3) repeat this process

So much better...

Everything about tech training is already 10x better than basic training. Im already in the groove of tech school. If I really had to describe it then I would say it's like college, except for the that im a weapons expert and can shoot grenades lol. Anyways, I love the atmosphere. So much more relaxed. Now my next huge step in my career is being able to actually apply what I learn. Im going to work my heart out for this job, work out, volunteer as much as possible, etc. So hopefully I can be chosen to do something like jump school. That extra pay could come in handy one day.

backkkkk

Well technically I've been done with boot camp for a week now but I haven't had the time to update. So boot camp was probably the fastest two months of my life. Im now in tech training, I don't have a super amount of freedom yet. But I have just enough to be satisfied. As for my pickup, I pretty much lost all game because I've been made into a soldier. It'll take a while for me to break it. Jk I already got two chicks waiting for me in san Diego. This Christmas is gonna be awesomeeeee. Im beyond excited to head back home for Christmas. But for now im gonna try to keep focused on what im here for. Sadly I would've gone spec ops but there's no way in hell id be able to get top secret security clearance. So I headed a different route, frankly I love my job and look forward to going into sub jobs within my career field. I get to attend alot of the cool stuff that the army partakes in like, jump school.
 They really emphasize that sexual harassment is bad which kind of makes me wanna never try pickup here. If anything i would have to go through an extremely subtle and friendly approach then go in for the digits after the initial approach. So far I've seen very little to almost no cute girls here. So while im here I'll just work hard,eat right, and go big in san Diego.

some time to kill

 So apparently we can bring our phones to boot camp, just can't use it all the time. Only for special occasions like good behavior.

  I'll tell you guys about my day at meps and the hotel. The hotel was nothin' special until I saw some strippers walking around which made me a happy camper. So I decided to walk around the hotel a couple times to just see what I can do. Ended up just chilling ib my room.
  So today is my shipout date for boot camp. This day has longly been awaited. It was really sad/scarey that they kept losing my paperwork. Oh well, im officially active duty. I love the sound of that!

let life finally begin...

      So, it turns out I am getting shipped out to bootcamp tomorrow. Am I scared,nervous? No, it probaly hasnt hit me yet but it probaly never will. I've been doing alot of research and I saw a guy on youtube and the way he put it is, "Its only two months of your life, you have 60-70 more years." Simple as that, i was definetly relieved to hear something so simple yet calming. He also said just don't act like an idiot and you'll get through just fine. It'll be a tough one, but i'll make it, hahahaha. I'm really looking forward to B.E.A.S.T week, were suppose to live on a little wannabe makeshift base. We then have to defend it as if it were a real one.
       I have to go to a hotel today, then wake up tomorrow at 0400, there going to come get me then take me to MEPS, they'll process me there then take me to san diego air port and fly me out to texas. Im being optimistic, but I think this'll be the best 2 months of my young life.
       Now time to pessitimistic, this year was definetly not the best summer of my life. It was worth a try to challenge myself into making it the best but I guess too much stuff was happening in my life for it to be as great as I thought it would be. Now i'm going to keep my end of the bargain and go to college. Not sure where i'll attend but im going to air force community college for sure.
       See ya guys in 2 1/2 months :)

ahhhhhhh

Havent posted since wednesday, I try to keep the no-post gap between 1-3 days, oh well.

I've been sorta-kinda stressing about work. I told my recruiter about my tattoo, then he tells me I might be disqualified from joining. So now i'm going through a little process with my flight commander, seeing if im still able to join. Still no word. I got chewed out by my recruiter's boss. It was bitter sweet because it was the first time I actually REALLY cared about, but then again he was pretty funny at chewing me out. When he answered the phone, "Hey tattoo-guy." I wanted to laugh so hard but I knew the seriousness of the situation. My recruiter took it pretty well, he also got chewed out. He just told me to take it like a man. Overall it was definetly something that should be experienced (maybe). My plan B is to join the Navy, that was actually my plan A but my dad convinced to join the air force.

     Pickup relatedness, I was inside my house for so many days (besides when I went to go workout) that when I went to the mall yesterday, I wouldnt approach a single girl. Now I know how it feels to be back at step 1. Well, all I can do now is do some approaches while I still have time.

3 second rule

You can have that horrible feeling for the first 3 seconds or 10 mins, its your call wether or not to just jump in the cold water and get it over with so that you can enjoy the rest of your time in the water.

who needs looks...

             Women are only interested in power,status and confidence. Looks are only for the attraction.

Sounds legit...

 I was browsing the simple pickup forums and stumbled upon a website that basically teaches you 'how to not give a fuck'. The way they put it is actually a comfortable mental status of not giving a fuck, you don't have to do anything stupid "to not give a fuck." One of the bullet points is....

 "Don’t ignore the problems you face. Rather, come to terms with them."

        This is something I was on board with yearssss ago. This came into play for 90% of the situations I came into, why not 100%? Well not every problem is something you CANT contemplate about, some problems are sometimes just something that consisently on your mind but you can't help it.

        Heres a couple more interesting things I read on the website.

  "Death should be your constant reminder to make the most of your situation.  Every second that passes, you are dying and you have less time to do what you have always wanted to do. Don’t have any regrets when you take your last few gasps of air. "

    "Understand fear – Most fear is irrational. Fear is the result of your brain jumping into cyclical thought patterns and then producing neurotransmitters that you perceive as fear.  But if you really analyze what’s going on, you will see your brain is automatically jumping to conclusions that may or may not happen.  And if your fear is realized, is it really as bad as you had envisioned?  Fear is your enemy.  Recognize it, and know that you can remove it immediately."

        I can't help but think that this website was made for pickup. Not only for pickup but for everyday life. But I prefer to use most of the advice it gives you for a pickup standpoint.

Being sober at a party, its the new thing try it...

           Ok so I went to another party tonight, just got back. It was basically like last week's party except no cop :(. I was completely sober, not a sip,hit,sniff of anything.... and i'm starting to like it. Im not big on the whole "above the influence" ideal, but i'm starting to see that I could actually have fun being sober. People always say that alcohol is a "crutch" to have fun. Im trying to prove those people wrong that being sober at a party isnt always bad. If you think about it this way; everyone is drunk=no one has inhibitions, so if your the only sober one then you feed off there 'no inhibitions' mentality. Basically everyone is so drunk, that your mind starts think your also drunk. Long story short, sobriety is awesome, as long as you can make it awesome.
            The girls there this week were definetly not as sexy as last week. I saw one cute girl, we kept eyeballing each other but my stupid girl friends were cockblocking the shit outta me. The kept grinding on me, while I just stood there with my hands in my pockets. Crushed my balls when they tried to grind. Other than the shitty attendance of hot girls, the overall atmosphere was pretty boring, couple people dancing here and there. DJ sucked, kept replaying the same music. I'm not going to blame that I was sober, everyone was literally boring, I dont know if they were all stoned out of their minds or whatever.

         

being wingman...

Ill admit im a terrible wingman, I prefer to do solo game. Ofcourse it all depends upon the person im winging for, if the dude has game/swagger then it makes my job easier. All the bull crap that I say to make him look good actually would sound legit if he actually had some game. I know the rules of being a wingman but I just prefer solo till I get more experience in the wingman field.
Rules for being a wingman:

• Always make your bro look good, feed the chicks bull shit/ legit shit that makes him sound like a boss
• If the bro goes in for a large set of girls then distract the rest while your bro goes for the win
• Fat/black/ugly/white/skinny ANY type of girl, you must always keep the chick's friend busy while your bro hits on the main chick
• Take turns being the wingman, you both need the experience, plus its only fair.
• Always make sure you and your wingman are on the same page, meaning your gonna bullshit and say fake names, make sure your buddy knows, other wise your gonna have to pull off the *nickname recovery.
• A good way to know which girl your mainman is going for is that he'll approach her first, instead of always asking which girl your approaching, you could use this simple tip

These are the MAIN tips for being a wingman, out of research and my faulty experience.

*Nickname recovery= If you gave yourself or if your wingman gave himself a fake name and you call out his real name and the girl askes "isn't YaddaYadda his name?" Then you calmly reply, "Oh, that's what I call him, thats his nickname. :)" It should be a non chalant correction, no need to spazz out, stay calm bro.

What motivates me....

Hah please. I dont need alot of motivation when it comes down to pickup anymore. Now its any place any time. Buuuuut if I ever need a little boost to get off my ass and go do game, just looking at a picture for a second will recharge my batteries and get me going again.

  

No Fap Challenge....

Challenge Accepted!

       If you don't know what fapping is, then im sorry but your just going to have to google the definition if you don't understand where i'm coming from by the end of this post. So basically I was told by a very reliable pickup artist that if you don't fap then your game will increase. Basically the challenge is to not fap till you get laid. The last time I got laid was about a month ago, give or take. The pickup artist made sense, basically you'll start to try more and give more effort into pickup because obviously you want to bust a nut. I only have a little less than two weeks till bootcamp so the no fap challenge will be helping me out till then.

       

Who needs zombies when you have cops to run from...

Tonight was a greatttt night, I'm not sure exactly why, a mixture of events perhaps. These types of nights NEED to be scarce, it's something you should always be able to look forward to. It shouldnt be an 'every weekend' type of deal. So let me start off my story...

     So I was scrolling through my facebook, saw that there was a party going down about 15 minutes from here. Then I do the usual, text kevin, tell him if he wants to go, 100% yes all the time. So we head to the gas station, I pay for gas. He's happy because I just hooked him up with half a tank+. So on the drive there, I was thinking to myself, "Man i've been just sitting down all day, not exactly in the party mood." When we arrived to the party location, 3 girls were walking towards us on the street. So I ask them hows the party going, they tell me it was wack because no one was there yet. So that dropped my party mood even lower than it was before.
      The party was somewhat getting ''poppin''. I was wall flowering it tonight, seriously wasn't in the party mood. I was basically checking out chicks, they were checking out me (you know when girls are checking you out because they look at you, and giggle with their friend.) Frankly I wasn't in the pickup mood either. As the night progress, my boredom reached new heights. When I decided to go outside, one of the chicks checking me out asks me for my name. She told me I was hot, it was a nice change from me hitting on girls to vice versa. I tried to start a conversation with her but she turned around. I was like wow, this chick is terrible at conversating. So I was like whatever ho.
        A couple minutes later as I was walking into the house someone grabbed my ass. It was ANOTHER girl that was checking me out. After she grabbed my ass, I turned around and smiled, asked for her name. (Didnt remeber it, didnt really care.) She asked if I wanted to dance, I rejected her. She looked bummed as she walked away.
        I was pretty much the ONLY sober person there me outta probaly about 100. You could smell the weed in the air. It was horrific, I know i used to smoke, but I despise the smell now for some reason. So as I bask in the teen ambience, someone yells out, "COPS!" MY FIRST REACTION, RUN. So I make my way to the backyard, and go thru one of the holes in the fence. I make my way over to the right, I was cornered by houses. So I calculated my chances, I saw tons of people coming my way, I was alone. So I decided to try to go through one of the backyard houses. I came by the side of the house, and an automated light came on, scared the hell out of me. So I ninja my way out of the random person's backyard. I saw that people were running through a park ahead of me.
       So I checked for any visible cops, I made a run for it. Running through ice plant, thick tall grass, and up a flight of stairs. I meet a fellow party person at the top, had a nice little conversation with him on what I just went through. So I made my way through what looked like apartments/houses. I began to become lost. Became so lost that it took about 20 minutes to find the car. Never heard so many idiots honk and scream at me, nothing I couldnt handle. Made it home, was absolutely thirsty.
   

This was a great night, there was fun,action,comedy. Basically was a movie because this all happened within about 2 hours. You may be asking, "why didn't you bang those chicks". Like what I said before, I just was feeling the party vibe. I blame hours of sitting down. Let this be a lesson to me, when its the weekend, stay active most of the day. Also being sober can actually have its perks. I'm glad I had the self control and not drink, when the party is too sketchy then i'll avoid drinking.

Nice face, booty in place but David don't chase...

Lol first off thanks jason for that line, used it a couple times now.

I have a couple girls thats are friends that I like to hang out with. But it always seems like I have to be the one to ask them if they wanna go do something. So i've decided to cut those girls off completely. They're cool and all but there are billions of girls that have an even better personality. I won't be missing any of them, they are boring now, time to move on to something fresh and fun again.(hence the title).

As in terms of pickup, i've decided that i've been in hiatus for too long. So i'm going to start up again on pickup. I've got a little more than 2 weeks before bootcamp, so i'm gonna go balls deep and do as much pickup as possible.

Its good to get a refresher on pickup. The reason I stopped for a while was because I felt like it was becoming a chore. I had a little refresher course from simple pickup. I need to have fun in the process. I also reread my very first on my blog and I wrote "But most of all have fun!" And I truly lost that edge, but I will reclaim that once sought joy.

Own the bone...

Never tried this but, hell why not... heh.

progress...

I just realized after talking with my sister that I truly have made alot of progress in the last couple of months. To make things even better I passed my driving test anddddd my recruiter gave me a rang and told me my shipout date for bootcamp is the 18th. I'm ecstatic knowing my life is starting over. This career pretty much resets my life and starts it off on a good note. Starting off on a good note, lets try to keep it there. All I gotta work on until my shipout date is my calisthenics.(had to google on how to spell calisthenics, lol). Running in the morning and then at night, then working out inbetween all that. Going minimize my computer time to two hours with stretch break between each hour. I know i'm out of shape right now, but I can guarentee that I could still outwork most of the people during basic training. Not being cocky, i'm just confident. LETS DO WORK SON!

why worry....

Glad I found this, I started worrying about my driving test tomorrow. Then when I found this I realized that I shouldnt be worried because the solution to my problem is to drive like a boss. I know what to do, I just have to apply my knowledge to the situation. So I have the solution, now I also have one less thing to worry about. (I never worry about anything actually, I just overthink the situation.)

I gotta go to australia...

Its already on my bucket list but my god.... The women from there are incredibly fine. If you have the time look up "Michelle Jenneke" she's a hurdler from Australia. Her warm up is unbelievably epic, she a 10, not only is she a ten but she can fucking run like a gazelle. When do I plan on going to Australia? Ummmm most likely when I get out of the air force. That'll be definitely fun. Oh it would be even more awesome if kaskade was doing his Australian tour again.

A standstill at EVERYTHING....

Last couple of days i've been doing practically nothing. Thursday, I got pissed off because apparently I didnt schedule my driving properly so the DMV screwed me over, so nowwwww I cant be sent out to bootcamp on monday. Am I mad? Its bitter sweet to be honest. At first I didnt want to go so soon but now I did want to leave. Now I have to to stay here -sad face-. So I did what I usually do to take out my anger, go run. People start throwing bitch fits, or get mad at other people, nope none of the above for me. I run, tire myself out to get rid of any emotions. The shit works. Took my friend out to eat sushi, too funny watching her try to use chopsticks. No I don't like her, i'd hit it but shes a bitch on somedays. Anyways as for today, its friday. Sadly im not even excited for today, I remeber when it was monday and I use to be bitching wishing that it could be friday. Now that im out of school, I basically have nothing to do. I would party today but it seems like everyone is doing there own thing now. Kind of sucks how everyone drifts apart after high school but once I join the air force there'll be tons of time to meet new people. Best summer my ass, I had more fun sophmore year when I use to drink jack daniels during summer nights with my bestfriends just for kicks. Maybe it was more fun 2 years ago because it was all new to me. Maybe I just gotta find something new to me.... Hmmmmm but what is the question.

perfecto girl-o

Being this young made me realize that I have a long time to find my dream girl. Being in the pickup business you meet all kinds of girls, but very few will come close to what your looking for. When I go out and do pickup, I look for certain traits that girls have. During this process I do something called "qualifying". Basically I find out if we could function together as a couple. I have an odd/dry sense of humor, but I also laugh at the dumbest randomest things. If I can see that she also does that then that's a good thing, I unintenionally laugh at stuff that alot of people don't find funny. If I could get her to laugh at one of my lame(yet funny) jokes then I just used a form of qualification. Most people would think "well aren't you just trying to get to know her." Yes! But I make a deeper connection with certain things I do/say that would have the biggest impact on my desicion if I should continue talking to her or if shes a waste of time.
          If your into sports then a good example would be:
    You: I'm a real big fan of the Seahawks, are you into sports?
    Her: No, I actually don't like sports
See that could be a HUGE bummer for you because on sunday afternoons she'll feel like its an obligation to watch football with you. If sports is a real big part of your life then you wouldnt want a girl that doesn't enjoy watching it.
        

          I'm getting better pickup, I can see the growth. I notice my confidence is defintely higher. Talking to random people is just a walk in the park. I've made a quote that I use for pickup, "Some days I have good days, some days I have great days, there's never a bad day in pickup."

People, my god....

People are absolutely idiots. You don't think they can get any more dumber than they already are until they pull off something that just makes the dumbest thing you ever did look brilliant. I know one person that has reach lv 99 on the idiot scale. 27,no job, lives with their parents, no high school education and just found out that they might be knocked up. HOW FUCKING DUMB CAN YOU GET. Yea I know, I know my title for this blog is to take chances when your young,tell stories when your old but thats just being a nuisance to everyone around that person. That person needs to grow up. Enough about that dumb person. Adam Sandler will do me the privelage of showing how I feel.

                     

duty calls...

Lol duty.

Well I was informed that if I pass my driving my test on thursday, i'll have a high chance of being able to go to bootcamp the following the monday. Am I scared? No. Im more a little a shocked, I wasn't expecting to go so soon. Do I want to go? I do, and then I don't. Theres so much shit I could do during this summer, and being out in the hot ass summer heat of Texas wasn't exactly in my itinerary. Well all I can do is prepare. Hope for the best but expect the worse. Always use to say that. I slowly grew into, lets just go fuck shit up and expect great results. So far its been working out quite well in high risk situations.

Zombie apocalypse, skins and bad desicions

I think I spelled desicions wrong. Oh well, anyways I've been watching too many videos about zombies on youtube. I realized when you see people in zombie movies, the people that are always alone are usually unprepared survivors. Not all of them but it seems like I see more survivors that don't look prepared. Oh and the title doesnt really have to do with anything, it just sounded cool at the moment. You know what would be cool, if there was a zombie apocalypse. IF there were to be one, honestly I would either A)Be alone B)Be in a very small group. Honestly I dont think I would want any women in my group, maybe if we were to cross paths then we could have some fun. But I wouldn't want a chick to stay in my group because they can't control their emotions, have their periods, and panic and fuck everybody over. I would make my home base at like a school because they can usually be really locked up well, If those were taken over then I would go for a much smaller remote location. Better yet I knock down the stairs to my apartment then create a rope/ladder to get up it. In terms of food, I would do what i've learned from all the hours of watching survival shows. (Holy shit, I just saw a commercial from the gov't about making a bug out bag for an emergency, the odds of that happening while i'm typing this.) I'm planning on making a few bug out bags once I get my car and own place. Oh and I would probaly smoke weed all day

Mother knows best...NO, david knows best!

That last post I made was me drunk, what's the saying; drunk words are sober thoughts. So im going to stop listening to people and start listening to my instinct. It doesn't mean im never going to take chances. Life is like a huge game of chance, you just gotta know when go all in and you gotta know when to call. Right now my safest way that I know I can party is to go to a club for my age. It seems lame but ill be able to make more bad decisions later in life.3 more years and I can be making either the best bad decisions or just straight up bad decisions i ever made. Well let's stop with all the inspiration bullshit and start talking about last night.

So I rented a room at the hard rock hotel, my sister had to help me get it since im under 21. That whole day I was having a bad vibe like something bad was going to happen. With that being said. We went into the room, it was very modern, nice design. Its something i wouldn't mind living in. But it definetly was not worth 1600$ a night. I was supremely disappointed, i honestly expected much more than that. I literally could've gone on a cruise with that money. Anyways, I start to set up by "drunk proofing" the room. Basically hide all glass ware and hide expensive stuff. So as we fast forward into the night, it ended up being a sausage fest, i left all my hopes with Shannon and Joe. To my disappointment, Shannon wasn't as cute in person. But it's still fkin hilarious that i got her number and still don't remember her from last weekend. Joe brang a girl but wasn't gonna share obviously. He did invite a gay guy that was gonna to bring along 7 other chicks that are supposedly hot. Sadly i didn't get to see the girls because security had to come ruin the fun. Long story short, security kicked us out of a overly expensive unimpressive room.

trust no one but the thoughts in your head...

I know I may sound like I have trust issues but my instincts were telling me what I should do the entire night, but I didn't listen to it. Right now my mind is telling me to trust in no man/woman. Because in the end you get screwed over. For example tonight, everyone's comfort that the security would leave us alone, I left my blind spot open and went into their comfort zone, when I knew I should've hid the fkin bottles. Well after trusting people instead of my instincts now may have gotten my sister in to a shit ton of trouble. Moral of the story, listen to your instincts and not other people's instincts/actions. Oh and never hit up a chick if you don't remember how she looked like, because when your drunk a 6 looks like a 10. LISTEN TO YOUR INSTINCTS. -_-

Pregame ritual...

Before every big game or big event people get butterflies or get really nervous. Well for me, I just need to take a giant dump and all the bullshit butterflies go away. Its almost like I shit out the butterflies. For example today is my driving test, I was a little nervous but noticed I had to take a dump, took a huge dump, now I feel all calm and relaxed. I love my body. Speaking of bodies, I got my tattoo. Its really colorful and beautiful, calm me homo, IDC. Bitches live colorful stuff. Anyways I'll post a pic later, can't right now because im on my phone. So yea im really chill right now, I'll tell you how I feel after my test. :]. Lol fuuuuuuuu- I failed my driving test, apparently I didn't look over my shoulder while going into the bike lane. That's gay, I guess I gotta exagerate looking around more. Oh well, I have to take my retest on Thursday meaning I have to push my flight further back. Not sure when I should reschedule it. Well I still have tonight to look forward to, its going to be LEGEN-wait for it, I hope your not lactose and tolerant because the next part is-DARY

Go big or go....

HOME. WHAT IS UP PLAYERS. Just put out the word that im renting the Platinum Suite at the Hard rock hotel in San Diego. Go ahead and take a look at it and then continue reading this post.....

Have you finished looking it up? Great,  cause thats where i'm gonna be sometime this week(not saying when for privacy purposes). It's going to be LEGEN- wait for it, women+hotubs+rooftop pool+ plus alcohol in their system -DARY! This is going to be the epic night that will change my life. Never done anything this big. I've done some crazy shit but this takes the cigar. I'm going to party my ass off and bang chicks, im not going to be humble about it because its all about the greatest night ever. Gotta think of mixing drinks recipes and what drinking games I could lay out for everyone. Not only will that epic party will be happenin' but i'm also going to get a tattoo tomorrow of a palm tree. My dad use to draw them all the time on his notes so I thought it would be cool if I got one on my left side of my chest. I already saw the sketch up, it looks great. Cannot wait for this weekend...

West Coast...

Over the last couple weeks it made me realize my heart will always be here. I love california wayyyy too much. Best women, weather, and overall atmosphere. The only cool place I can think of on the east is New york but I think its more business than the chill life. I've decided after my 4 years, if I don't want to continue being in the airforce then I'm going to live in San Diego again and hopefully go to SDSU. Why SDSU, the parties ofcourse LOL. This is just my current perspective, my mind may change later but this is what I really want.

I could relate to this a couple times...

Last time this happened to me was on friday LOL.

So we were at this party and it was all stuffy and hot inside the house.

Me and some girl were dancing, my drunk ass just threw the suggestion out there.

Me: Its hot & crowded in here wanna just go to my car

Her: -shakes her head no-

Me: She definetly has to be a lesbian

Hahahahah so glad I found this picture.

Found this and well, makes sense to me....

Nuff said.

I dont get hangovers...

WUDDUP. Last night was greatttt. Ended up going to a kickback at some kid named Issac. I had really low expectations but actually had a higher than average night. Ended up playing BP, did ok sober but started to kick ass while I was drunk. The girl situation was not so bad, I was actually holding back because I had funny feelings about the girls there. After I finally lost in BP I saw one of the cute girls that I played against earlier, she was sitting by her self. I learned that obviously girls that are alone are a great target. I was getting bitch butterflies but literally after less than 5 seconds they were gone. I did a great opener, "you looked bored and lonely, so ill join you." She said "thanks, i was feeling lonely." It was genuine when she said it too. I was reading her body language like a fkin hawk. After about 20 mins of talking, I felt a connection, her body language was telling me that she was into me. Sadly when I asked her if she wanted to catch a movie with me she told me she had a boyfriend. Her mind was with me but her body was with her boyfriend. She was definetly a girl that wouldn't cheat on her boyfriend. I'm not down about it, I did a great job. If I had to critique myself it would be to correct my body position, errect my back, honestly those arent really highly needed but its best than no self corrections. My girl spidey senses were correct, i'm so glad I didnt do direct approaches because I ended up finding out 1 chick is a lesbo, 2 are taken, and the other is bi. Nothing wrong about the bi chick but I had a feeling she probably had std's lol. Im going to listen to my instinct more often because it paid off last night. Approaching this much is almost giving me like a second sense. Meeting girls like her give me a peace of mind that theres still great girls out there that have my taste of personality.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky

On a scale from 1-10

So on a scale from 1-10, how was last night. I would give it a 8. Thats what I would consider a stupendous night. Lets start from the beginning shall we... So it all began with me getting an unsuspected text from my buddy joe. He tells me theres a party going down by this girl that throws amazing parties. Im extatic about hearing the news so I call up kevin telling him were going. Fastforward a little. We were on our way to the party, I was doing a little pre party, drinking a little. When we got to the party I was intially shocked that there was so many more guys than girls. I had to have faith though that girls would start to show up. (girls did by the way). So, it was kind of a blur. But I cracked a few jokes with the owner as a warm up. What i'm about to tell you is the most secretive thing on planet earth. Dont tell anyone... Practice makes perfect, shhhhh. Anyways, my game was textbook awesome, all the studying I did came in handy. Anyways I walked up to literally like 8 girls asked if they wanted to dance. It was blow out after blow out. No one wanted to dance, I became pissed off, not discouraged. But I had to realize that the party was just starting. A funny thing was that I asked so many girls to dance that I ended up saying "Hey I dont remeber if i asked you already but would you like to dance?" I think I got a couple of "you already asked me". LOL. At that point I entered "god mode", its a term meaning I was in the pickup "zone". After several blowouts I found some girls that wanted to dance. Actually I dont remeber how many girls I danced with but I would guess like 10. (my thoughts are going crazy right now trying to remeber last night). Besides all the dancing, I did alot of approaches, when i say alot i mean ALOT. Whatever girl I thought was cute, I approached. My game was probaly bad when I was talking to a lesbo. I kept forgetting her name even though its pretty easy to remeber, oceana, how the hell do i forget something like that. One mistake I did was spending too much time on the lesbos when i knew i was time constricted. Trying to convert lesbos to straight should be a process in which you have an exponetial amount of time. I talked to this cute girl, I think her name was vannesa. I was doing textbook game on her, closing the gap, touching, got her number. I got another number, i totally forgot who it is from but they wanted to party apparently. Sucked that the party ends so early but its definetly worth the drive. After the party we ended up going to a hookah bar, the security was sick, he let us in even the young ones didnt have i.d. When we were buying our hookah stuff, I saw two cute girls, smiled at them, they smiled back. Fked up because I didnt talk to them. Hookah was pretty fun, did some O's. Really wanted to go see what downtown night life was like so we ended up going to downtown after one sesh. It was pretty cool but it was obvious that everyone was hooked up because it was so late at night. Cant wait till im 21... I talked to like 4 sets, maybe 12 girls total. LOL right after I talked to one set, they were walking away and met up with their friends, then I walked up to them and was about to say a line but then I realized i just talked to them, so i said nevermind and walked away laughing hahahaha. Unfortunatly I didnt get any downtown numbers. I started talking to some girls that were probaly in their mid 20's. They were nice but they werent down for the brown. Downtown is HECTIC at night, I saw two fights. Made me realize that I should definetly take MMA. Not to kick the other guy's ass but mainly to defend myself if need be. The night was a GREAT start to my summer. I wanna give a special thanks to the bad ass pickup artist that helped my game, Cajun.

damn

I'm pissed off right now, but i'm just trying to chill out.... I was really looking forward to todays party. But unfortunatly it was cancelled. Parents. Kind of losing hope in this whole "best summer of my life" idea. I mean it barely started but its not starting off great. It's suckin pretty damn bad to be honest. That dude i met up with that was suppose to be my wingman... I thought this dude was atleast 23. But I was VERY disappointed to meet a 5'4 180 pound fat,brown and on the ground 17 year old. Dude... thanks for getting my hopes up of finding a good wingman. This kid was like on cocaine or something, i fkin swear, he wouldn't stop looking around. I knew he was insecure, but he kept trying to give ME advice. WTF. Dude this kid kept telling me to "not think about approaching". BUT THE FKIN HYPICRITE DIDNT APPROACH WHEN I TOLD HIM TOO. What pissed me off even more is that he swears hes good at it, but he got rejected 10/10. AND im suppose to believe he got 4 numbers the day before... I'm not mad that he got rejected alot and sucks at pickup. Im mad that hes a cocky little fuck that oversells himself than what he really is. DROP YOUR EGO KID, ADMIT YOUR NOT GOOD. Humility is much more respected than a man who brags, but a man who brags about nothing is just insane. Just glad the day is over, tommorow is a new day, what would I possibly do tommorow? Who fkin knows.

Lol apparenly adam sandler got a parking ticket tehee.

el weekend...

The weekend approaches, quite excited indeeeeeed. Lets not be so humble now David... Ok, this weekend is gonna FSUUUUU. Tommorow, hittin up the mall with my new pickup buddy. Lets see if he's good as he appears to be. Remeber David, high energy and have fun. I've discovered that if you go to a place with a mental attitude of, "I came to have fun" instead of "I came to pickup chicks" the day/night turns out alot better. Pickup becomes more natural because your having fun at it. True story. Anyways Saturday should be pretty down, tok is throwing another party. Hit up the BP tables again, yes sir. This next part is totally off topic but i've been watching too many college parties, damn makes me wanna go to college. I wish i could just go to the parties and minus the whole college part. Yea well, this is gonna be LEGEN- WAIT FOR IT

   -DARY.

Nuff said...

My number one rule...

My number one rule for pretty much everything is always have a plan B. If plan A ever fails then you always have plan B. There has been countless occasions where I ended going with my plan B. Plan B always seemed to be a better a plan anyways weird, maybe I should switch my plan A and B around. Well heres an example of my plan A and B today.
Plan A) Go to i.b with migiggles and pick up chicks
Plan B) Go to coronado and pick up chicks
Plan C) Go del mar fair with steve and pick up chicks
Why would I go with plan A when plan B sounds like a better idea.
Coronado=tourists, lots of em
I.B= ghetto people, lots of em
Del mar= The motherland of pickup, lol but thats not till later on

Moral of the story: Always have a plan B/C/etc. to lean on, never put too much faith into your plan A

21 day challenge!

You may be wondering, "kind sir what is this 21 day challenge you speak of?" Then I would tell you its 21 magical days of successes & blowouts at pickup. Then this is the part when you ask "kind sir why 21 days, why not 30?" This is the part where I tell you because little one, I will be in Diego for 21 days(not including my first and last day). Rules: If im too lazy to go out, then the following day I will have to receive x2 the amount of numbers mission: 2 numbers a day. Yes, you read it right a measly 2 numbers a day. In the words of a Wiseman, "can we do it? YES WE CAN!"-bob the builder. This'll be the gaunlet drop to the best summer recorded in history(at least maybe second best).

My LOL return...

Going back to cali to get my license, the laws in Virginia sucks ASS. No way in hell am I gonna live here after the air force. Honestly california is the best place to live, the weather, the diversity, the chicks, the food, did I mention the chicks? Yea, but i'm goin back to Virginia after. I'm getting use to the weather but it sucks I don't have a form of transportation because I can think of a few things that would keep my mind occupied. Gonna be a nice return coming back to a party, hopefully tok's party is gonna be down like last time. I'm not super excited to go back, I feel like this is a business trip, get my permit,license then get out. Simple as that, but lets make it interesting on the way. Why not hit on chicks while you take a connecting flight, not like you'll ever see them again hah.

Im in love....

I didn't think i would have fell in love so soon, especially at my age. Plus i barely met her... Her skin is so smooth, her shape is nice and round at the right spots. She always understands what I'm saying... I love you Nokia lumia. LOL. I bet i threw a couple readers off. I just bought my phone today, i absolutely love it. I'm actually typing out this as we speak! Its really amazin, I'm happy. Who ever said money doesn't buy you happiness, I'm freaking happy. What else buys me happiness....food,clothes,hookers, jk on the last one. Anyways back to the pick up business. I didn't really do anything this week, mainly because I've been trying to learn my way around the area. I have found a great place to do pickup, lets just say it's where people go to get more fit. No not the gym! Its a place by my house, which i won't disclose the info of where i am lol. I alwayssss see chicks running or walking there dogs there and it barely hit me today that i could do pickup there. The only negative is that the weather is freaking hof and humid. Well I'll get the best of both worlds, fitness and pickup. Giggity!

2012 summer WILL be.....

the freaking most,hmmmm whats the word....LEGENDARY summer of my life. People say, "yea bro im totally going all out." MY GOD thats annoying shut the hell up and do it. Better yet nut up or shut up. Im determined to make this summer the best ever, theres multiple reasons such as; the last summer i'll be a civilian, the last summer I could totally live irresponsibly, living on the east coast, getting a car/motorcycle. The list can go on, but i'm making a pact with my self. Well lets make this a pact with my future self.
Dear future self,
                    If this isnt the best damn summer of your life. If it isn't irresponible,unforgettable, if you don't get a call from a chick who says she might be pregnant. THEN I will attend college. You may be asking, "but why college..." Well future self, you're current self has been watching too many damn college movies and they look like they have tons of fun in college. So future self, if the summer of 2012 isnt the best damn summer of your life then your ass is getting enrolled into a college, not no damn community college, your ass is getting thrown into a big name bachelors-getting-degree college. It wouldn't be totally bad since you'd be getting your school fees paid by the air force. Plus 2k housing allowance, WUDDUP.
                                              Sincerely, your present self.
Present self, make damn sure you make this summer filled with pictures and stories you can tell later on in life. After all the title of this blog is Take chances when you're young, tell stories when your old....

Where do I see my self in 5 years...

Hmmm... Tough one, well i'm 18, currently joining the air force, single. I see myself still single, but maybe dating someone. But honestly I dont even want to think about getting married until maybe about 28-30. I see myself either in the air force still or some type of police work or working for a private police contracting company. I see myself in a sweetass bachelor pad with no roommates. With a nice golf putt-putt set by my living room with my big ass tv in there. Yup, this is where I see myself in 5 years... Where do I see myself this weekend, HAH. Probaly hit up the casino for my friends' birthday. I really want to play black jack, something that i've always wanted to say with high stakes on the line is, "IM ALL IN!" Heyyyy i'll put that on my bucket list.

I dont know why im putting this photo on this post but its funny.

The bucket list.

The bucket list is well known for being a list that people make for the sole purpose of living out the things on the list. The bucket list usually consists of things the person has yet to have done, usually the things on the list are abnormal, things that people don't do on a day to day basis. The list are things the person wishes to do before they die, aka kick the bucket. I'll keep adding things as I go along...Well heres my bucket list...
1)Skydive
2)Learn another language, spanish preferably.
3)Go to france
4)Do a french chick
5)Do a french chick while in france
6)Do to Australia
7)Do an austalian chick
8)Go to a Deadmau5 concert
9)Pick up a chick using one of barney's pickup lines
10)Get into a fight
11)Win a fight
12)Take MMA
13)Go snorkeling
14)Go to Peabody's while in virginia
15)Win a food eatting challenge
16)Go rock climbing
17)Own a mustang
18)Run a marathon
19)Rescue someone
20)Get an awesome bachelor pad (golf set, bait, etc.)
21)Get bait, an item that chicks talk about at your pad just to come over, giggity
22)Perform atleast 6 plays out of the playbook
23)When the stakes are high say, "IM ALL IN!"(The stakes better be pretty freakin high)
24)Spend a christmas and new years in New york
25)Go to electric daisy carnival
More to come....

The weekend....

DAMN IT. Okay so on friday I honestly thought it was thursday, if I knew it was friday I would've thought of better plans. Anyways it wasn't a total blowout on friday. Got to play beerpong with some buddies, gets a little too intense when playing with a bunch of dudes. Women are alot more fun to play with, especially if they have a rack, a distraction but its something I can definetly live with. Which brings me to saturday. I was looking forward to Saturday for a couple of days. So Martin and I hit up the little kid party to re-up on food. Stayed there for an hour or so. Then we headed to the college party where I found myself very disappointed with the turnout of college kids and high schoolers. I honestly just wanted to leave, so that's exactly what we did, WUDDUP. Then we had to kill some time before we head to tok's party. It started off slow at his party but as the night progressed it was a big turnout, I did an awesome job at BP that night, I'll admit it too. But lets back up the story, turns out the college party was a big success. I was told the cops were flying helicopters over the place. They were playing beer pong. College stuff. Which brings me back to the first line of this Post..... DAMN IT. I mean I did like tok's party but i've been there/done that. So yea I kind of regret not staying at the college party. You win some you lose some... Moral of the story, stick with the college party.

Fk shit up this weekend.

Alright today fkin blew, but gotta keep my cool for tommorow, and the next day, BUT especially for saturday! 3 parties, gotta start making a game plan, technically theres 4 parties but I wouldnt count it much as a party seeing that it starts at 2 in the afternoon. But the other 3 I would definetly count.
Party plan for 6-16-2012

• Head to Crap party #1 at 2-4 PM
• Head to graduation party with college kids and high schoolers 4-12ish (Kill time in mall till 8ish)
• Head to J & P's party at 12ish
• Head to S's party at 1ish if J & P's party sucks ass

SUIT UP! Yes sir, the specialty for saturday night is suiting up! Note to self: find the dress shoes. God I do hope my expectations don't get shot down at the college party, nothing would be a greater going away gift than partying with a bunch of hotass college chicks. It wasnt so bad last time at Nakatia's party, cute high schoolers but come onnnnn, COLLEGE CHICKS.

Barny's Rules.

Okay, okay, okay. So they aren't Barry's rules exactly but it would be an honor to name my rules after him. MY rules will consist of SP's rules and some of Barry's rules for pickup. This is a learning experience so i'll cross out every rule that doesnt work...
PUA TIPS!
1) DONT THINK JUST DO! (If you think about the siuation with the girl then the choice then becomes an option, just go for it, nothing to lose)
2)POSTURE! (Posture says ALOT, it shows confidence, so keep your back erect, eye contact, etc)

3)LOW RISK, HIGH REWARD! (Pickup is 95% mental: Low risk=Nothing will happen if you get rejected, you walk away like a boss, it should build you up not tear you down when rejected, shows you got balls. High Reward= You get her number, sex, possible gf, etc. Its win/win situation. p.s the other 5% involves actually walking up to her, moving your cheek bones to talk, kino, etc.)
4)IF SHES SMILING KEEP TRYING! (Sure you may think shes not interested but if she has a genuine smile on her face then keep going for it!)
5)KINO! (Plenty of touching, friendly touching, nothing over the top)

6)DONT ELEVATE WOMEN! (Don't elevate women above you, don't ever think that they're better than you, if you do elevate a woman it causes FEAR of approach, stay grounded, think of her as a friend)
7)HANDLE REJECTION LIKE A BOSS! (Okay so you got rejected by one girl, DONT be a poor sport theres 7 billion people on this earth, don't let ONE ruin your day)
8)ITS OKAY TO RUN OUT OF WORDS TO SAY (People could only talk for so long before they run of out of something to say, so if you can't thing of else to say look around your environment & try to find something interesting about it or better yet just number close)
9)CLOSE THE GAP! (This mainly goes for night game, try to close the gap between you and her, get so close your faces should almost be touching,hips should be touching, manipulate her arms to be around your shoulders)
10)TRYING TO BE LESS AWKWARD IS MORE AWKWARD! (Guys who try to make siuations not awkward make it even MORE awkward, so stop thinking of what to say next, let the conversation FLOW)
11)HAVE FUN!!!!! (The truth is if your not having fun, the girl isn't either, this is the best way to learn pick up, have fun.)

The NEXT chapter....

I tried to think of some elaborate sounding title for this post but honestly, "The next song in the MP3" seemed a little too corny. The reason for this second blog is to keep a more carefully recorded look on life seeing as that my other blog had way too many gaps in between each post. The purpose for this blog is alot similar to my last yet, this will involve alot more about my challenge of approaching women. I have literally been inspired by Barry Stinson to do what can not be done, and do what guys wanna really do.

I will be giving my thoughts on SP GO! episodes. Do my best at keeping a track of my success's and failures. And ALWAYS improve but most importantly ALWAYS have fun. Theres always a method to the madness. Some people would just think i'm a player, but honestly if theres even a 00.01% that she could be my life parter, why not give it a shot and approach her. Moar photos, Moar updates, Moar memories.