2012 summer WILL be.....

the freaking most,hmmmm whats the word....LEGENDARY summer of my life. People say, "yea bro im totally going all out." MY GOD thats annoying shut the hell up and do it. Better yet nut up or shut up. Im determined to make this summer the best ever, theres multiple reasons such as; the last summer i'll be a civilian, the last summer I could totally live irresponsibly, living on the east coast, getting a car/motorcycle. The list can go on, but i'm making a pact with my self. Well lets make this a pact with my future self.
Dear future self,
                    If this isnt the best damn summer of your life. If it isn't irresponible,unforgettable, if you don't get a call from a chick who says she might be pregnant. THEN I will attend college. You may be asking, "but why college..." Well future self, you're current self has been watching too many damn college movies and they look like they have tons of fun in college. So future self, if the summer of 2012 isnt the best damn summer of your life then your ass is getting enrolled into a college, not no damn community college, your ass is getting thrown into a big name bachelors-getting-degree college. It wouldn't be totally bad since you'd be getting your school fees paid by the air force. Plus 2k housing allowance, WUDDUP.
                                              Sincerely, your present self.
Present self, make damn sure you make this summer filled with pictures and stories you can tell later on in life. After all the title of this blog is Take chances when you're young, tell stories when your old....