Pregame ritual...

Before every big game or big event people get butterflies or get really nervous. Well for me, I just need to take a giant dump and all the bullshit butterflies go away. Its almost like I shit out the butterflies. For example today is my driving test, I was a little nervous but noticed I had to take a dump, took a huge dump, now I feel all calm and relaxed. I love my body. Speaking of bodies, I got my tattoo. Its really colorful and beautiful, calm me homo, IDC. Bitches live colorful stuff. Anyways I'll post a pic later, can't right now because im on my phone. So yea im really chill right now, I'll tell you how I feel after my test. :]. Lol fuuuuuuuu- I failed my driving test, apparently I didn't look over my shoulder while going into the bike lane. That's gay, I guess I gotta exagerate looking around more. Oh well, I have to take my retest on Thursday meaning I have to push my flight further back. Not sure when I should reschedule it. Well I still have tonight to look forward to, its going to be LEGEN-wait for it, I hope your not lactose and tolerant because the next part is-DARY