why worry....

Glad I found this, I started worrying about my driving test tomorrow. Then when I found this I realized that I shouldnt be worried because the solution to my problem is to drive like a boss. I know what to do, I just have to apply my knowledge to the situation. So I have the solution, now I also have one less thing to worry about. (I never worry about anything actually, I just overthink the situation.)

I gotta go to australia...

Its already on my bucket list but my god.... The women from there are incredibly fine. If you have the time look up "Michelle Jenneke" she's a hurdler from Australia. Her warm up is unbelievably epic, she a 10, not only is she a ten but she can fucking run like a gazelle. When do I plan on going to Australia? Ummmm most likely when I get out of the air force. That'll be definitely fun. Oh it would be even more awesome if kaskade was doing his Australian tour again.

A standstill at EVERYTHING....

Last couple of days i've been doing practically nothing. Thursday, I got pissed off because apparently I didnt schedule my driving properly so the DMV screwed me over, so nowwwww I cant be sent out to bootcamp on monday. Am I mad? Its bitter sweet to be honest. At first I didnt want to go so soon but now I did want to leave. Now I have to to stay here -sad face-. So I did what I usually do to take out my anger, go run. People start throwing bitch fits, or get mad at other people, nope none of the above for me. I run, tire myself out to get rid of any emotions. The shit works. Took my friend out to eat sushi, too funny watching her try to use chopsticks. No I don't like her, i'd hit it but shes a bitch on somedays. Anyways as for today, its friday. Sadly im not even excited for today, I remeber when it was monday and I use to be bitching wishing that it could be friday. Now that im out of school, I basically have nothing to do. I would party today but it seems like everyone is doing there own thing now. Kind of sucks how everyone drifts apart after high school but once I join the air force there'll be tons of time to meet new people. Best summer my ass, I had more fun sophmore year when I use to drink jack daniels during summer nights with my bestfriends just for kicks. Maybe it was more fun 2 years ago because it was all new to me. Maybe I just gotta find something new to me.... Hmmmmm but what is the question.

perfecto girl-o

Being this young made me realize that I have a long time to find my dream girl. Being in the pickup business you meet all kinds of girls, but very few will come close to what your looking for. When I go out and do pickup, I look for certain traits that girls have. During this process I do something called "qualifying". Basically I find out if we could function together as a couple. I have an odd/dry sense of humor, but I also laugh at the dumbest randomest things. If I can see that she also does that then that's a good thing, I unintenionally laugh at stuff that alot of people don't find funny. If I could get her to laugh at one of my lame(yet funny) jokes then I just used a form of qualification. Most people would think "well aren't you just trying to get to know her." Yes! But I make a deeper connection with certain things I do/say that would have the biggest impact on my desicion if I should continue talking to her or if shes a waste of time.
          If your into sports then a good example would be:
    You: I'm a real big fan of the Seahawks, are you into sports?
    Her: No, I actually don't like sports
See that could be a HUGE bummer for you because on sunday afternoons she'll feel like its an obligation to watch football with you. If sports is a real big part of your life then you wouldnt want a girl that doesn't enjoy watching it.
        

          I'm getting better pickup, I can see the growth. I notice my confidence is defintely higher. Talking to random people is just a walk in the park. I've made a quote that I use for pickup, "Some days I have good days, some days I have great days, there's never a bad day in pickup."

People, my god....

People are absolutely idiots. You don't think they can get any more dumber than they already are until they pull off something that just makes the dumbest thing you ever did look brilliant. I know one person that has reach lv 99 on the idiot scale. 27,no job, lives with their parents, no high school education and just found out that they might be knocked up. HOW FUCKING DUMB CAN YOU GET. Yea I know, I know my title for this blog is to take chances when your young,tell stories when your old but thats just being a nuisance to everyone around that person. That person needs to grow up. Enough about that dumb person. Adam Sandler will do me the privelage of showing how I feel.

                     

duty calls...

Lol duty.

Well I was informed that if I pass my driving my test on thursday, i'll have a high chance of being able to go to bootcamp the following the monday. Am I scared? No. Im more a little a shocked, I wasn't expecting to go so soon. Do I want to go? I do, and then I don't. Theres so much shit I could do during this summer, and being out in the hot ass summer heat of Texas wasn't exactly in my itinerary. Well all I can do is prepare. Hope for the best but expect the worse. Always use to say that. I slowly grew into, lets just go fuck shit up and expect great results. So far its been working out quite well in high risk situations.

Zombie apocalypse, skins and bad desicions

I think I spelled desicions wrong. Oh well, anyways I've been watching too many videos about zombies on youtube. I realized when you see people in zombie movies, the people that are always alone are usually unprepared survivors. Not all of them but it seems like I see more survivors that don't look prepared. Oh and the title doesnt really have to do with anything, it just sounded cool at the moment. You know what would be cool, if there was a zombie apocalypse. IF there were to be one, honestly I would either A)Be alone B)Be in a very small group. Honestly I dont think I would want any women in my group, maybe if we were to cross paths then we could have some fun. But I wouldn't want a chick to stay in my group because they can't control their emotions, have their periods, and panic and fuck everybody over. I would make my home base at like a school because they can usually be really locked up well, If those were taken over then I would go for a much smaller remote location. Better yet I knock down the stairs to my apartment then create a rope/ladder to get up it. In terms of food, I would do what i've learned from all the hours of watching survival shows. (Holy shit, I just saw a commercial from the gov't about making a bug out bag for an emergency, the odds of that happening while i'm typing this.) I'm planning on making a few bug out bags once I get my car and own place. Oh and I would probaly smoke weed all day

Mother knows best...NO, david knows best!

That last post I made was me drunk, what's the saying; drunk words are sober thoughts. So im going to stop listening to people and start listening to my instinct. It doesn't mean im never going to take chances. Life is like a huge game of chance, you just gotta know when go all in and you gotta know when to call. Right now my safest way that I know I can party is to go to a club for my age. It seems lame but ill be able to make more bad decisions later in life.3 more years and I can be making either the best bad decisions or just straight up bad decisions i ever made. Well let's stop with all the inspiration bullshit and start talking about last night.

So I rented a room at the hard rock hotel, my sister had to help me get it since im under 21. That whole day I was having a bad vibe like something bad was going to happen. With that being said. We went into the room, it was very modern, nice design. Its something i wouldn't mind living in. But it definetly was not worth 1600$ a night. I was supremely disappointed, i honestly expected much more than that. I literally could've gone on a cruise with that money. Anyways, I start to set up by "drunk proofing" the room. Basically hide all glass ware and hide expensive stuff. So as we fast forward into the night, it ended up being a sausage fest, i left all my hopes with Shannon and Joe. To my disappointment, Shannon wasn't as cute in person. But it's still fkin hilarious that i got her number and still don't remember her from last weekend. Joe brang a girl but wasn't gonna share obviously. He did invite a gay guy that was gonna to bring along 7 other chicks that are supposedly hot. Sadly i didn't get to see the girls because security had to come ruin the fun. Long story short, security kicked us out of a overly expensive unimpressive room.

trust no one but the thoughts in your head...

I know I may sound like I have trust issues but my instincts were telling me what I should do the entire night, but I didn't listen to it. Right now my mind is telling me to trust in no man/woman. Because in the end you get screwed over. For example tonight, everyone's comfort that the security would leave us alone, I left my blind spot open and went into their comfort zone, when I knew I should've hid the fkin bottles. Well after trusting people instead of my instincts now may have gotten my sister in to a shit ton of trouble. Moral of the story, listen to your instincts and not other people's instincts/actions. Oh and never hit up a chick if you don't remember how she looked like, because when your drunk a 6 looks like a 10. LISTEN TO YOUR INSTINCTS. -_-

Pregame ritual...

Before every big game or big event people get butterflies or get really nervous. Well for me, I just need to take a giant dump and all the bullshit butterflies go away. Its almost like I shit out the butterflies. For example today is my driving test, I was a little nervous but noticed I had to take a dump, took a huge dump, now I feel all calm and relaxed. I love my body. Speaking of bodies, I got my tattoo. Its really colorful and beautiful, calm me homo, IDC. Bitches live colorful stuff. Anyways I'll post a pic later, can't right now because im on my phone. So yea im really chill right now, I'll tell you how I feel after my test. :]. Lol fuuuuuuuu- I failed my driving test, apparently I didn't look over my shoulder while going into the bike lane. That's gay, I guess I gotta exagerate looking around more. Oh well, I have to take my retest on Thursday meaning I have to push my flight further back. Not sure when I should reschedule it. Well I still have tonight to look forward to, its going to be LEGEN-wait for it, I hope your not lactose and tolerant because the next part is-DARY

Go big or go....

HOME. WHAT IS UP PLAYERS. Just put out the word that im renting the Platinum Suite at the Hard rock hotel in San Diego. Go ahead and take a look at it and then continue reading this post.....

Have you finished looking it up? Great,  cause thats where i'm gonna be sometime this week(not saying when for privacy purposes). It's going to be LEGEN- wait for it, women+hotubs+rooftop pool+ plus alcohol in their system -DARY! This is going to be the epic night that will change my life. Never done anything this big. I've done some crazy shit but this takes the cigar. I'm going to party my ass off and bang chicks, im not going to be humble about it because its all about the greatest night ever. Gotta think of mixing drinks recipes and what drinking games I could lay out for everyone. Not only will that epic party will be happenin' but i'm also going to get a tattoo tomorrow of a palm tree. My dad use to draw them all the time on his notes so I thought it would be cool if I got one on my left side of my chest. I already saw the sketch up, it looks great. Cannot wait for this weekend...

West Coast...

Over the last couple weeks it made me realize my heart will always be here. I love california wayyyy too much. Best women, weather, and overall atmosphere. The only cool place I can think of on the east is New york but I think its more business than the chill life. I've decided after my 4 years, if I don't want to continue being in the airforce then I'm going to live in San Diego again and hopefully go to SDSU. Why SDSU, the parties ofcourse LOL. This is just my current perspective, my mind may change later but this is what I really want.

I could relate to this a couple times...

Last time this happened to me was on friday LOL.

So we were at this party and it was all stuffy and hot inside the house.

Me and some girl were dancing, my drunk ass just threw the suggestion out there.

Me: Its hot & crowded in here wanna just go to my car

Her: -shakes her head no-

Me: She definetly has to be a lesbian

Hahahahah so glad I found this picture.

Found this and well, makes sense to me....

Nuff said.

I dont get hangovers...

WUDDUP. Last night was greatttt. Ended up going to a kickback at some kid named Issac. I had really low expectations but actually had a higher than average night. Ended up playing BP, did ok sober but started to kick ass while I was drunk. The girl situation was not so bad, I was actually holding back because I had funny feelings about the girls there. After I finally lost in BP I saw one of the cute girls that I played against earlier, she was sitting by her self. I learned that obviously girls that are alone are a great target. I was getting bitch butterflies but literally after less than 5 seconds they were gone. I did a great opener, "you looked bored and lonely, so ill join you." She said "thanks, i was feeling lonely." It was genuine when she said it too. I was reading her body language like a fkin hawk. After about 20 mins of talking, I felt a connection, her body language was telling me that she was into me. Sadly when I asked her if she wanted to catch a movie with me she told me she had a boyfriend. Her mind was with me but her body was with her boyfriend. She was definetly a girl that wouldn't cheat on her boyfriend. I'm not down about it, I did a great job. If I had to critique myself it would be to correct my body position, errect my back, honestly those arent really highly needed but its best than no self corrections. My girl spidey senses were correct, i'm so glad I didnt do direct approaches because I ended up finding out 1 chick is a lesbo, 2 are taken, and the other is bi. Nothing wrong about the bi chick but I had a feeling she probably had std's lol. Im going to listen to my instinct more often because it paid off last night. Approaching this much is almost giving me like a second sense. Meeting girls like her give me a peace of mind that theres still great girls out there that have my taste of personality.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky

On a scale from 1-10

So on a scale from 1-10, how was last night. I would give it a 8. Thats what I would consider a stupendous night. Lets start from the beginning shall we... So it all began with me getting an unsuspected text from my buddy joe. He tells me theres a party going down by this girl that throws amazing parties. Im extatic about hearing the news so I call up kevin telling him were going. Fastforward a little. We were on our way to the party, I was doing a little pre party, drinking a little. When we got to the party I was intially shocked that there was so many more guys than girls. I had to have faith though that girls would start to show up. (girls did by the way). So, it was kind of a blur. But I cracked a few jokes with the owner as a warm up. What i'm about to tell you is the most secretive thing on planet earth. Dont tell anyone... Practice makes perfect, shhhhh. Anyways, my game was textbook awesome, all the studying I did came in handy. Anyways I walked up to literally like 8 girls asked if they wanted to dance. It was blow out after blow out. No one wanted to dance, I became pissed off, not discouraged. But I had to realize that the party was just starting. A funny thing was that I asked so many girls to dance that I ended up saying "Hey I dont remeber if i asked you already but would you like to dance?" I think I got a couple of "you already asked me". LOL. At that point I entered "god mode", its a term meaning I was in the pickup "zone". After several blowouts I found some girls that wanted to dance. Actually I dont remeber how many girls I danced with but I would guess like 10. (my thoughts are going crazy right now trying to remeber last night). Besides all the dancing, I did alot of approaches, when i say alot i mean ALOT. Whatever girl I thought was cute, I approached. My game was probaly bad when I was talking to a lesbo. I kept forgetting her name even though its pretty easy to remeber, oceana, how the hell do i forget something like that. One mistake I did was spending too much time on the lesbos when i knew i was time constricted. Trying to convert lesbos to straight should be a process in which you have an exponetial amount of time. I talked to this cute girl, I think her name was vannesa. I was doing textbook game on her, closing the gap, touching, got her number. I got another number, i totally forgot who it is from but they wanted to party apparently. Sucked that the party ends so early but its definetly worth the drive. After the party we ended up going to a hookah bar, the security was sick, he let us in even the young ones didnt have i.d. When we were buying our hookah stuff, I saw two cute girls, smiled at them, they smiled back. Fked up because I didnt talk to them. Hookah was pretty fun, did some O's. Really wanted to go see what downtown night life was like so we ended up going to downtown after one sesh. It was pretty cool but it was obvious that everyone was hooked up because it was so late at night. Cant wait till im 21... I talked to like 4 sets, maybe 12 girls total. LOL right after I talked to one set, they were walking away and met up with their friends, then I walked up to them and was about to say a line but then I realized i just talked to them, so i said nevermind and walked away laughing hahahaha. Unfortunatly I didnt get any downtown numbers. I started talking to some girls that were probaly in their mid 20's. They were nice but they werent down for the brown. Downtown is HECTIC at night, I saw two fights. Made me realize that I should definetly take MMA. Not to kick the other guy's ass but mainly to defend myself if need be. The night was a GREAT start to my summer. I wanna give a special thanks to the bad ass pickup artist that helped my game, Cajun.

damn

I'm pissed off right now, but i'm just trying to chill out.... I was really looking forward to todays party. But unfortunatly it was cancelled. Parents. Kind of losing hope in this whole "best summer of my life" idea. I mean it barely started but its not starting off great. It's suckin pretty damn bad to be honest. That dude i met up with that was suppose to be my wingman... I thought this dude was atleast 23. But I was VERY disappointed to meet a 5'4 180 pound fat,brown and on the ground 17 year old. Dude... thanks for getting my hopes up of finding a good wingman. This kid was like on cocaine or something, i fkin swear, he wouldn't stop looking around. I knew he was insecure, but he kept trying to give ME advice. WTF. Dude this kid kept telling me to "not think about approaching". BUT THE FKIN HYPICRITE DIDNT APPROACH WHEN I TOLD HIM TOO. What pissed me off even more is that he swears hes good at it, but he got rejected 10/10. AND im suppose to believe he got 4 numbers the day before... I'm not mad that he got rejected alot and sucks at pickup. Im mad that hes a cocky little fuck that oversells himself than what he really is. DROP YOUR EGO KID, ADMIT YOUR NOT GOOD. Humility is much more respected than a man who brags, but a man who brags about nothing is just insane. Just glad the day is over, tommorow is a new day, what would I possibly do tommorow? Who fkin knows.

Lol apparenly adam sandler got a parking ticket tehee.

el weekend...

The weekend approaches, quite excited indeeeeeed. Lets not be so humble now David... Ok, this weekend is gonna FSUUUUU. Tommorow, hittin up the mall with my new pickup buddy. Lets see if he's good as he appears to be. Remeber David, high energy and have fun. I've discovered that if you go to a place with a mental attitude of, "I came to have fun" instead of "I came to pickup chicks" the day/night turns out alot better. Pickup becomes more natural because your having fun at it. True story. Anyways Saturday should be pretty down, tok is throwing another party. Hit up the BP tables again, yes sir. This next part is totally off topic but i've been watching too many college parties, damn makes me wanna go to college. I wish i could just go to the parties and minus the whole college part. Yea well, this is gonna be LEGEN- WAIT FOR IT

   -DARY.

Nuff said...

My number one rule...

My number one rule for pretty much everything is always have a plan B. If plan A ever fails then you always have plan B. There has been countless occasions where I ended going with my plan B. Plan B always seemed to be a better a plan anyways weird, maybe I should switch my plan A and B around. Well heres an example of my plan A and B today.
Plan A) Go to i.b with migiggles and pick up chicks
Plan B) Go to coronado and pick up chicks
Plan C) Go del mar fair with steve and pick up chicks
Why would I go with plan A when plan B sounds like a better idea.
Coronado=tourists, lots of em
I.B= ghetto people, lots of em
Del mar= The motherland of pickup, lol but thats not till later on

Moral of the story: Always have a plan B/C/etc. to lean on, never put too much faith into your plan A

21 day challenge!

You may be wondering, "kind sir what is this 21 day challenge you speak of?" Then I would tell you its 21 magical days of successes & blowouts at pickup. Then this is the part when you ask "kind sir why 21 days, why not 30?" This is the part where I tell you because little one, I will be in Diego for 21 days(not including my first and last day). Rules: If im too lazy to go out, then the following day I will have to receive x2 the amount of numbers mission: 2 numbers a day. Yes, you read it right a measly 2 numbers a day. In the words of a Wiseman, "can we do it? YES WE CAN!"-bob the builder. This'll be the gaunlet drop to the best summer recorded in history(at least maybe second best).

My LOL return...

Going back to cali to get my license, the laws in Virginia sucks ASS. No way in hell am I gonna live here after the air force. Honestly california is the best place to live, the weather, the diversity, the chicks, the food, did I mention the chicks? Yea, but i'm goin back to Virginia after. I'm getting use to the weather but it sucks I don't have a form of transportation because I can think of a few things that would keep my mind occupied. Gonna be a nice return coming back to a party, hopefully tok's party is gonna be down like last time. I'm not super excited to go back, I feel like this is a business trip, get my permit,license then get out. Simple as that, but lets make it interesting on the way. Why not hit on chicks while you take a connecting flight, not like you'll ever see them again hah.