Friday, June 29, 2012
Im in love....
I didn't think i would have fell in love so soon, especially at my age. Plus i barely met her... Her skin is so smooth, her shape is nice and round at the right spots. She always understands what I'm saying... I love you Nokia lumia. LOL. I bet i threw a couple readers off. I just bought my phone today, i absolutely love it. I'm actually typing out this as we speak! Its really amazin, I'm happy. Who ever said money doesn't buy you happiness, I'm freaking happy. What else buys me happiness....food,clothes,hookers, jk on the last one. Anyways back to the pick up business. I didn't really do anything this week, mainly because I've been trying to learn my way around the area. I have found a great place to do pickup, lets just say it's where people go to get more fit. No not the gym! Its a place by my house, which i won't disclose the info of where i am lol. I alwayssss see chicks running or walking there dogs there and it barely hit me today that i could do pickup there. The only negative is that the weather is freaking hof and humid. Well I'll get the best of both worlds, fitness and pickup. Giggity!
Thursday, June 21, 2012
2012 summer WILL be.....
the freaking most,hmmmm whats the word....LEGENDARY summer of my life. People say, "yea bro im totally going all out." MY GOD thats annoying shut the hell up and do it. Better yet nut up or shut up. Im determined to make this summer the best ever, theres multiple reasons such as; the last summer i'll be a civilian, the last summer I could totally live irresponsibly, living on the east coast, getting a car/motorcycle. The list can go on, but i'm making a pact with my self. Well lets make this a pact with my future self.
Dear future self,
If this isnt the best damn summer of your life. If it isn't irresponible,unforgettable, if you don't get a call from a chick who says she might be pregnant. THEN I will attend college. You may be asking, "but why college..." Well future self, you're current self has been watching too many damn college movies and they look like they have tons of fun in college. So future self, if the summer of 2012 isnt the best damn summer of your life then your ass is getting enrolled into a college, not no damn community college, your ass is getting thrown into a big name bachelors-getting-degree college. It wouldn't be totally bad since you'd be getting your school fees paid by the air force. Plus 2k housing allowance, WUDDUP.
Sincerely, your present self.
Present self, make damn sure you make this summer filled with pictures and stories you can tell later on in life. After all the title of this blog is Take chances when you're young, tell stories when your old....
Dear future self,
If this isnt the best damn summer of your life. If it isn't irresponible,unforgettable, if you don't get a call from a chick who says she might be pregnant. THEN I will attend college. You may be asking, "but why college..." Well future self, you're current self has been watching too many damn college movies and they look like they have tons of fun in college. So future self, if the summer of 2012 isnt the best damn summer of your life then your ass is getting enrolled into a college, not no damn community college, your ass is getting thrown into a big name bachelors-getting-degree college. It wouldn't be totally bad since you'd be getting your school fees paid by the air force. Plus 2k housing allowance, WUDDUP.
Sincerely, your present self.
Present self, make damn sure you make this summer filled with pictures and stories you can tell later on in life. After all the title of this blog is Take chances when you're young, tell stories when your old....
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Where do I see my self in 5 years...
Hmmm... Tough one, well i'm 18, currently joining the air force, single. I see myself still single, but maybe dating someone. But honestly I dont even want to think about getting married until maybe about 28-30. I see myself either in the air force still or some type of police work or working for a private police contracting company. I see myself in a sweetass bachelor pad with no roommates. With a nice golf putt-putt set by my living room with my big ass tv in there. Yup, this is where I see myself in 5 years... Where do I see myself this weekend, HAH. Probaly hit up the casino for my friends' birthday. I really want to play black jack, something that i've always wanted to say with high stakes on the line is, "IM ALL IN!" Heyyyy i'll put that on my bucket list.
I dont know why im putting this photo on this post but its funny.
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
The bucket list.
The bucket list is well known for being a list that people make for the sole purpose of living out the things on the list. The bucket list usually consists of things the person has yet to have done, usually the things on the list are abnormal, things that people don't do on a day to day basis. The list are things the person wishes to do before they die, aka kick the bucket. I'll keep adding things as I go along...Well heres my bucket list...
1)Skydive
2)Learn another language, spanish preferably.
3)Go to france
4)Do a french chick
5)Do a french chick while in france
6)Do to Australia
7)Do an austalian chick
8)Go to a Deadmau5 concert
9)Pick up a chick using one of barney's pickup lines
10)Get into a fight
11)Win a fight
12)Take MMA
13)Go snorkeling
14)Go to Peabody's while in virginia
15)Win a food eatting challenge
16)Go rock climbing
17)Own a mustang
18)Run a marathon
19)Rescue someone
20)Get an awesome bachelor pad (golf set, bait, etc.)
21)Get bait, an item that chicks talk about at your pad just to come over, giggity
22)Perform atleast 6 plays out of the playbook
23)When the stakes are high say, "IM ALL IN!"(The stakes better be pretty freakin high)
24)Spend a christmas and new years in New york
25)Go to electric daisy carnival
More to come....
1)Skydive
2)Learn another language, spanish preferably.
3)Go to france
4)Do a french chick
5)Do a french chick while in france
6)Do to Australia
7)Do an austalian chick
8)Go to a Deadmau5 concert
9)Pick up a chick using one of barney's pickup lines
10)Get into a fight
11)Win a fight
12)Take MMA
13)Go snorkeling
14)Go to Peabody's while in virginia
15)Win a food eatting challenge
16)Go rock climbing
17)Own a mustang
18)Run a marathon
19)Rescue someone
20)Get an awesome bachelor pad (golf set, bait, etc.)
21)Get bait, an item that chicks talk about at your pad just to come over, giggity
22)Perform atleast 6 plays out of the playbook
23)When the stakes are high say, "IM ALL IN!"(The stakes better be pretty freakin high)
24)Spend a christmas and new years in New york
25)Go to electric daisy carnival
More to come....
Monday, June 18, 2012
The weekend....
DAMN IT. Okay so on friday I honestly thought it was thursday, if I knew it was friday I would've thought of better plans. Anyways it wasn't a total blowout on friday. Got to play beerpong with some buddies, gets a little too intense when playing with a bunch of dudes. Women are alot more fun to play with, especially if they have a rack, a distraction but its something I can definetly live with. Which brings me to saturday. I was looking forward to Saturday for a couple of days. So Martin and I hit up the little kid party to re-up on food. Stayed there for an hour or so. Then we headed to the college party where I found myself very disappointed with the turnout of college kids and high schoolers. I honestly just wanted to leave, so that's exactly what we did, WUDDUP. Then we had to kill some time before we head to tok's party. It started off slow at his party but as the night progressed it was a big turnout, I did an awesome job at BP that night, I'll admit it too. But lets back up the story, turns out the college party was a big success. I was told the cops were flying helicopters over the place. They were playing beer pong. College stuff. Which brings me back to the first line of this Post..... DAMN IT. I mean I did like tok's party but i've been there/done that. So yea I kind of regret not staying at the college party. You win some you lose some... Moral of the story, stick with the college party.
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Fk shit up this weekend.
Alright today fkin blew, but gotta keep my cool for tommorow, and the next day, BUT especially for saturday! 3 parties, gotta start making a game plan, technically theres 4 parties but I wouldnt count it much as a party seeing that it starts at 2 in the afternoon. But the other 3 I would definetly count.
Party plan for 6-16-2012
Party plan for 6-16-2012
- Head to Crap party #1 at 2-4 PM
- Head to graduation party with college kids and high schoolers 4-12ish (Kill time in mall till 8ish)
- Head to J & P's party at 12ish
- Head to S's party at 1ish if J & P's party sucks ass
SUIT UP! Yes sir, the specialty for saturday night is suiting up! Note to self: find the dress shoes. God I do hope my expectations don't get shot down at the college party, nothing would be a greater going away gift than partying with a bunch of hotass college chicks. It wasnt so bad last time at Nakatia's party, cute high schoolers but come onnnnn, COLLEGE CHICKS.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Barny's Rules.
Okay, okay, okay. So they aren't Barry's rules exactly but it would be an honor to name my rules after him. MY rules will consist of SP's rules and some of Barry's rules for pickup. This is a learning experience so i'll cross out every rule that doesnt work...
PUA TIPS!
1) DONT THINK JUST DO! (If you think about the siuation with the girl then the choice then becomes an option, just go for it, nothing to lose)
2)POSTURE! (Posture says ALOT, it shows confidence, so keep your back erect, eye contact, etc)
3)LOW RISK, HIGH REWARD! (Pickup is 95% mental: Low risk=Nothing will happen if you get rejected, you walk away like a boss, it should build you up not tear you down when rejected, shows you got balls. High Reward= You get her number, sex, possible gf, etc. Its win/win situation. p.s the other 5% involves actually walking up to her, moving your cheek bones to talk, kino, etc.)
4)IF SHES SMILING KEEP TRYING! (Sure you may think shes not interested but if she has a genuine smile on her face then keep going for it!)
5)KINO! (Plenty of touching, friendly touching, nothing over the top)
6)DONT ELEVATE WOMEN! (Don't elevate women above you, don't ever think that they're better than you, if you do elevate a woman it causes FEAR of approach, stay grounded, think of her as a friend)
7)HANDLE REJECTION LIKE A BOSS! (Okay so you got rejected by one girl, DONT be a poor sport theres 7 billion people on this earth, don't let ONE ruin your day)
8)ITS OKAY TO RUN OUT OF WORDS TO SAY (People could only talk for so long before they run of out of something to say, so if you can't thing of else to say look around your environment & try to find something interesting about it or better yet just number close)
9)CLOSE THE GAP! (This mainly goes for night game, try to close the gap between you and her, get so close your faces should almost be touching,hips should be touching, manipulate her arms to be around your shoulders)
10)TRYING TO BE LESS AWKWARD IS MORE AWKWARD! (Guys who try to make siuations not awkward make it even MORE awkward, so stop thinking of what to say next, let the conversation FLOW)
11)HAVE FUN!!!!! (The truth is if your not having fun, the girl isn't either, this is the best way to learn pick up, have fun.)
PUA TIPS!
1) DONT THINK JUST DO! (If you think about the siuation with the girl then the choice then becomes an option, just go for it, nothing to lose)
2)POSTURE! (Posture says ALOT, it shows confidence, so keep your back erect, eye contact, etc)
3)LOW RISK, HIGH REWARD! (Pickup is 95% mental: Low risk=Nothing will happen if you get rejected, you walk away like a boss, it should build you up not tear you down when rejected, shows you got balls. High Reward= You get her number, sex, possible gf, etc. Its win/win situation. p.s the other 5% involves actually walking up to her, moving your cheek bones to talk, kino, etc.)
4)IF SHES SMILING KEEP TRYING! (Sure you may think shes not interested but if she has a genuine smile on her face then keep going for it!)
5)KINO! (Plenty of touching, friendly touching, nothing over the top)
6)DONT ELEVATE WOMEN! (Don't elevate women above you, don't ever think that they're better than you, if you do elevate a woman it causes FEAR of approach, stay grounded, think of her as a friend)
7)HANDLE REJECTION LIKE A BOSS! (Okay so you got rejected by one girl, DONT be a poor sport theres 7 billion people on this earth, don't let ONE ruin your day)
8)ITS OKAY TO RUN OUT OF WORDS TO SAY (People could only talk for so long before they run of out of something to say, so if you can't thing of else to say look around your environment & try to find something interesting about it or better yet just number close)
9)CLOSE THE GAP! (This mainly goes for night game, try to close the gap between you and her, get so close your faces should almost be touching,hips should be touching, manipulate her arms to be around your shoulders)
10)TRYING TO BE LESS AWKWARD IS MORE AWKWARD! (Guys who try to make siuations not awkward make it even MORE awkward, so stop thinking of what to say next, let the conversation FLOW)
11)HAVE FUN!!!!! (The truth is if your not having fun, the girl isn't either, this is the best way to learn pick up, have fun.)
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
The NEXT chapter....
I tried to think of some elaborate sounding title for this post but honestly, "The next song in the MP3" seemed a little too corny. The reason for this second blog is to keep a more carefully recorded look on life seeing as that my other blog had way too many gaps in between each post. The purpose for this blog is alot similar to my last yet, this will involve alot more about my challenge of approaching women. I have literally been inspired by Barry Stinson to do what can not be done, and do what guys wanna really do.
I will be giving my thoughts on SP GO! episodes. Do my best at keeping a track of my success's and failures. And ALWAYS improve but most importantly ALWAYS have fun. Theres always a method to the madness. Some people would just think i'm a player, but honestly if theres even a 00.01% that she could be my life parter, why not give it a shot and approach her. Moar photos, Moar updates, Moar memories.
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