Monday, July 30, 2012

why worry....

Glad I found this, I started worrying about my driving test tomorrow. Then when I found this I realized that I shouldnt be worried because the solution to my problem is to drive like a boss. I know what to do, I just have to apply my knowledge to the situation. So I have the solution, now I also have one less thing to worry about. (I never worry about anything actually, I just overthink the situation.)

Sunday, July 29, 2012

I gotta go to australia...

Its already on my bucket list but my god.... The women from there are incredibly fine. If you have the time look up "Michelle Jenneke" she's a hurdler from Australia. Her warm up is unbelievably epic, she a 10, not only is she a ten but she can fucking run like a gazelle. When do I plan on going to Australia? Ummmm most likely when I get out of the air force. That'll be definitely fun. Oh it would be even more awesome if kaskade was doing his Australian tour again.

Friday, July 27, 2012

A standstill at EVERYTHING....

Last couple of days i've been doing practically nothing. Thursday, I got pissed off because apparently I didnt schedule my driving properly so the DMV screwed me over, so nowwwww I cant be sent out to bootcamp on monday. Am I mad? Its bitter sweet to be honest. At first I didnt want to go so soon but now I did want to leave. Now I have to to stay here -sad face-. So I did what I usually do to take out my anger, go run. People start throwing bitch fits, or get mad at other people, nope none of the above for me. I run, tire myself out to get rid of any emotions. The shit works. Took my friend out to eat sushi, too funny watching her try to use chopsticks. No I don't like her, i'd hit it but shes a bitch on somedays. Anyways as for today, its friday. Sadly im not even excited for today, I remeber when it was monday and I use to be bitching wishing that it could be friday. Now that im out of school, I basically have nothing to do. I would party today but it seems like everyone is doing there own thing now. Kind of sucks how everyone drifts apart after high school but once I join the air force there'll be tons of time to meet new people. Best summer my ass, I had more fun sophmore year when I use to drink jack daniels during summer nights with my bestfriends just for kicks. Maybe it was more fun 2 years ago because it was all new to me. Maybe I just gotta find something new to me.... Hmmmmm but what is the question.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

perfecto girl-o

Being this young made me realize that I have a long time to find my dream girl. Being in the pickup business you meet all kinds of girls, but very few will come close to what your looking for. When I go out and do pickup, I look for certain traits that girls have. During this process I do something called "qualifying". Basically I find out if we could function together as a couple. I have an odd/dry sense of humor, but I also laugh at the dumbest randomest things. If I can see that she also does that then that's a good thing, I unintenionally laugh at stuff that alot of people don't find funny. If I could get her to laugh at one of my lame(yet funny) jokes then I just used a form of qualification. Most people would think "well aren't you just trying to get to know her." Yes! But I make a deeper connection with certain things I do/say that would have the biggest impact on my desicion if I should continue talking to her or if shes a waste of time.
          If your into sports then a good example would be:
    You: I'm a real big fan of the Seahawks, are you into sports?
    Her: No, I actually don't like sports
See that could be a HUGE bummer for you because on sunday afternoons she'll feel like its an obligation to watch football with you. If sports is a real big part of your life then you wouldnt want a girl that doesn't enjoy watching it.
        
          I'm getting better pickup, I can see the growth. I notice my confidence is defintely higher. Talking to random people is just a walk in the park. I've made a quote that I use for pickup, "Some days I have good days, some days I have great days, there's never a bad day in pickup."

People, my god....

People are absolutely idiots. You don't think they can get any more dumber than they already are until they pull off something that just makes the dumbest thing you ever did look brilliant. I know one person that has reach lv 99 on the idiot scale. 27,no job, lives with their parents, no high school education and just found out that they might be knocked up. HOW FUCKING DUMB CAN YOU GET. Yea I know, I know my title for this blog is to take chances when your young,tell stories when your old but thats just being a nuisance to everyone around that person. That person needs to grow up. Enough about that dumb person. Adam Sandler will do me the privelage of showing how I feel.
                     



Monday, July 23, 2012

duty calls...

Lol duty.
Well I was informed that if I pass my driving my test on thursday, i'll have a high chance of being able to go to bootcamp the following the monday. Am I scared? No. Im more a little a shocked, I wasn't expecting to go so soon. Do I want to go? I do, and then I don't. Theres so much shit I could do during this summer, and being out in the hot ass summer heat of Texas wasn't exactly in my itinerary. Well all I can do is prepare. Hope for the best but expect the worse. Always use to say that. I slowly grew into, lets just go fuck shit up and expect great results. So far its been working out quite well in high risk situations.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Zombie apocalypse, skins and bad desicions

I think I spelled desicions wrong. Oh well, anyways I've been watching too many videos about zombies on youtube. I realized when you see people in zombie movies, the people that are always alone are usually unprepared survivors. Not all of them but it seems like I see more survivors that don't look prepared. Oh and the title doesnt really have to do with anything, it just sounded cool at the moment. You know what would be cool, if there was a zombie apocalypse. IF there were to be one, honestly I would either A)Be alone B)Be in a very small group. Honestly I dont think I would want any women in my group, maybe if we were to cross paths then we could have some fun. But I wouldn't want a chick to stay in my group because they can't control their emotions, have their periods, and panic and fuck everybody over. I would make my home base at like a school because they can usually be really locked up well, If those were taken over then I would go for a much smaller remote location. Better yet I knock down the stairs to my apartment then create a rope/ladder to get up it. In terms of food, I would do what i've learned from all the hours of watching survival shows. (Holy shit, I just saw a commercial from the gov't about making a bug out bag for an emergency, the odds of that happening while i'm typing this.) I'm planning on making a few bug out bags once I get my car and own place. Oh and I would probaly smoke weed all day