Was in a hiatus due to moving and having my laptop being locked up and away, but im fucking back it feels damn good. My current situation, just moved to England. Unfortunately I came straight here from Texas and wasn't able to go back home, San Diego, before I came to England. But it really doesn't matter any more because this place is fucking awesome and I don't think I ever want to move. Maybe find a warmer place during winter because the weather sucks during winter but fortunately I came at a time when it's just turning a bit warmer.
So what the hell have I been up to... Not much before I got England. Pre-England, I was doing a lot of packing, paper work, and killing time before I left Texas. I celebrated my 19th birthday doing fucking paperwork and walking around the base all day.... how fun, right?
Sadly I didn't get to celebrate my birthday on the actual day but I got to celebrate it in jolly good ol' England. So it was about 6 pm England time, we we're all settled in to our new dorms. I already knew I was gonna get drunk, fact. I already visited the shoppette on base, picked up a bottle of gin,beer and some other stuff. I was going to celebrate my birthday, some way or another. Got invited to go to bowling alley, which is across the street from my dorm, which is awesome. Opened up a tab, and the beer, kept on coming.... Besides the never ending waterfall of beer, I drank a couple of those little vodka bottles which are cute as shit. Got piss drunk, and actually started bowling in other people's lanes, including an officer's.... LOL. Don't know how I got back to my dorm, but damn I slept good!
The next night was part 2 of my birthday celebration. I began drinking at about 9 pm, not heavy drinking, kinda paced my self. Walked over to the smoking area of my dorms. Met a new friend who was talking to my team mates. He seemed like a cool dude, he invited me out to go clubbing in a couple minutes, I was on board! I really wanted to experience the night life of England! Plus I was pretty drunk and was up for anything. We ended up going to a place about 15 mins away. Even when I was drunk, this place was pretty cool looking, not the venue, just the street view of all the night life, people club hopping. We got to the first club, the new guy I met knew all the bouncers so we went ahead of the line, which was awesome.
Checked in my coat, which was free, got in for free, and found out the jager bombs were 1 pound each. Talk about a great club! Before we even started anything, we started off the official night with shots of tequila, which was strong as fuck! After we had our shots, we hit the dance floor! My new buddies, truly danced, not some bullshit 'sway your body back and fourth'. Which fed my mood and made me into a dancing maniac, went hard! I danced with about 4 girls in the first club, went dancing next to the DJ, and danced with probably the hottest girl in the club but honestly she probably wasn't the hottest since I was drunk.
We ended up going to another club just down the street, danced like a maniac again. But this place was a lot more crowded, which wasn't a bad thing, just meant more girls to dance with! This place was also just as awesome but I think the drinks were just a little more expensive. Other than the expensive drinks, it was dope! Took a break from dancing and went outside. Met a polish girl that was 31 years old, hot, and I think she was a hooker. Her accent was so hard, and I was so drunk that I think I ended up talking just like her. She was probably like wtf.... But somehow I got her number!
The night was ending quickly and I was horny, tried calling the polish girl, no answer. So I started scouting, I met a two set. One was cute and ofcourse the bagger friend... I got the cute girl's number while my drunk friend kept the fat friend busy. I think he was just being friendly and not actually wingmanning. Anyways, me and the girl talked for about a week, I got bored. Wasn't going too far, she was 25 and thought I was too young, but we can still be friends, she might have hotter friends that I can meet.
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-Using the "US mentality"
